Others Have Responded To My Plight

I've been on my travels, and doing good deeds...but I still haven't found The Gnome and been able to rescue him from the evil clutches of Gena Showalter. Doesn't she look evil??

Sorry, wrong pic, here she is:

Anyway, I hear people are taking up the cause on Plot Monkeys. You can read about it here.

More On My Travels And American Idol

I met up with this hot lawn goddess, and she invited me to watch American Idol with her.

She really likes this guy. Save Chris - Save The Gnome!

Looking For Gnomey!

I rode the bus until the end of the line, and now I am on my search for Gnomey. Somehow this neighborhood looks familiar...but yet...not. I decided to ask some lawn goddesses I have met in my varied travels.

Have you seen my friend, Gnomey?

Have YOU seen my Gnomey?

Not even the magic of Disney could help!

Has no one seen my Gnomey??

SAVE THE GNOME!!

I'm On The Run

I've escaped from Jill Monroe, and I am on the run.

I'm on my way to find the gnome and maybe even my true love.



Remember: Save The Gnome!